{"id":142,"date":"2020-06-03T04:22:58","date_gmt":"2020-06-03T04:22:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/solstice.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/?p=142"},"modified":"2020-06-03T23:40:37","modified_gmt":"2020-06-03T23:40:37","slug":"june-3rd-summer-jokes-by-daisy-morgan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/solstice.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/?p=142","title":{"rendered":"June 3rd- Summer Jokes by Daisy Morgan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Whatcha got there, Starsk?
\nA list of summer jokes.<\/em>
\nSummer jokes?
\nYeah.<\/em>
\nLike what?
\nYou sure you want to hear them?<\/em>
\nSure. Go ahead.
\nOkay then… ahem:<\/em><\/p>\n

What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?\"\"<\/strong><\/span><\/em>
\nI don’t know. My partner?
\nNo dummy, a coconut on its summer holiday!<\/span><\/strong><\/em>
\nWhat else you got?<\/p>\n

What do sheep like to do in the summer?<\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\nI have no idea.
\nHave a baa-baa que!<\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\nYou got any funny jokes?
\nHow about this one:<\/em><\/p>\n

What does the sun drink out of?<\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\nDid you make up these jokes yourself?
\nSunglasses!<\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\nI think I’ve heard enough.
\nWait, a couple more!<\/em>
\nJust finish them up so we can go for a swim in that beautiful blue ocean behind us.
\nOkay, I promise you’re gonna like this one:<\/em><\/p>\n

What do bees say in summer?<\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\nI thought you said these would be funny.
\nSwarm, isn’t it?<\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\nOkay, that WAS pretty funny.
\nLast one. Here goes:<\/em><\/p>\n

I heard Humpty Dumpty had a terrific summer!<\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\nBut he had a horrible fall.<\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\nThank you, I’ll be here all week.<\/em>
\nI’m not sure I will, if I have to listen to any more of your jokes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Whatcha got there, Starsk? A list of summer jokes. Summer jokes? Yeah. Like what? You sure you want to hear them? Sure. Go ahead. Okay then… ahem: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? I don’t know. My partner? No … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6,7,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fic","category-gen","category-picture","category-sfw"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/solstice.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/solstice.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/solstice.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/solstice.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/solstice.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/solstice.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":368,"href":"http:\/\/solstice.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions\/368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/solstice.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/solstice.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/solstice.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}