June 21st- Courting by Suzan
June 21st- That Was a River by Beth C
That Was a River is a VCR-vid that premiered at the Connexions slash multi-media con in 2000. Until now, it has only been available through fan-to-fan transfers and by viewing at fan conventions and has never before appeared online. This is the original vid; it has not been digitally remastered. The vidder, Beth C., is well known for creating excellent VCR S&H vids. That Was a River was very well received at Connexions and since then has become a fan favorite. It has been shown, by request, at many SH cons including most SHareCons and Cabrillo Con and is the most requested vid ever shown at SHareCon.
When we asked Beth if she considered the vid slash or gen, she wrote, “I don’t think I ever intended to make a slash vid, as such. I hope [my vids] can be viewed as either gen or slash, or maybe as a bromance. đ I would like the viewer to decide for themselves.”
We’d like to thank Beth for giving us permission to offer the vid for download. Please do not repost the vid on YouTube, other video blogs, or anywhere else on the Internet.
Vid: That Was a River
Vidder: Beth C.
Song Artist: Colin Raye
June 20th- What Happens in Vegas Can’t Always Stay in Vegas by Sam KW
Missing conversation in Class in Crime.
You know that dialogue about Rachel and Mary, who had gone fishing with Starsky and Hutch? We never got to know how their conversation about Rachel and Mary, and William and Mary, came to an end while they were walking along that corridor. This is how it ended.
H: You know⊠if this is an easy one, maybe we can get back to Rachel and Mary, huh?
S: Rachel and Mary? Sounds like a small college back east.
H: No, no. That’s William and Mary.
S: Rachel and Mary. William and Mary. What’s the difference?
H: They were married.
S: To who?
H: To each other. Who do you think?
S: Hm. Interesting.
H: Yeah. Just like you and me.
S: What?
H: I said, like you and me.
S: We ain’t married!
June 20th- Blue Boy by Anachron
charcoal, 11 x 14
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June 20th- A Tale of Two Snipers by Provencepuss
In the space of six months, theyâd gone from a green and pleasant land to the hell of the battle. Bullets flew before they even got a chance to disembark. It seemed like half the battalion was dead or dying. He would never forget the stink of putrefying flesh mixed with cordite as they made their way through leafy country and across plains.
For most of the time he was protected by the rest of the guys who covered while he stayed well-hidden and picked off the enemy. If heâd been a cowboy, his gun wouldnât have been long enough for all the notches. He was proud of, and horrified by, his work. They moved on: fighting, skirmishing, surviving.
Until the day a new stink hit their nostrils; the stink of human waste and wasted human life. The tragic parade of living dead, literally lousy, made him throw up. Bernie muttered âthere but for the grace of Godâ.
Until that day, Mike Starsky had approached his job as sniper with mixed feelings; the men he picked off would have killed others, but dammit they were human beings and probably conscripted just like him.
But that anyone could do to others what he saw that day changed his mind. As the battalion progressed across the ruins of Europe, he had no compunction in picking them off.
He went home with medals and he let his little son play with them.
âI hope you will never have to see what I did, Davey. Or do what I had to do either.â
Twenty years later, David Starsky found himself in the heart of the jungle, finding the right position to be able to pick off the enemy and pick them off before they saw him.
Like his father, he had mixed feelings about shooting fellow human beings. Until the day, like his father, he came across a camp and saw the haggard ghosts of men in bamboo cages. The stench was unbearable; the human misery insupportable.
He saw what his father hoped he would never see: manâs inhumanity to man.
Like his father, he went home with medals.
Like his father, he used his skill with a gun in the name of law enforcement.
Now he was lying against the wheel of his car, and as the world blurred around him, he remembered white-wall tires, stained with his fatherâs blood. As he lost consciousness, he thought: âLike father, like son.â
June 19- Orally Fixated by exbex
Hutch is looking down at Starsky, and he has the strangest look on his face, as if he canât decide between irritation and confusion, and this causes Starskyâs own sense of irritation and confusion. Hutch shouldnât be that surprised that heâs eating something thatâs not junk food, or that heâs gotten on the floor to pick up the mess heâd made when heâd inadvertently knocked a stack of files to the floor.
Starsky is just about to ask Hutch what his problem is, when it comes to him. Heâs on his knees on the floor, and Hutch had entered the room at a moment when Starsky had himself a face full of banana, with one hand scooping up the files and the other keeping the banana from falling to the floor.
Starsky finishes chewing and swallows before flashing his flirtiest grin at Hutch. Hutch simply makes some sort of strangled noise in his throat and then leaves the room.
Challenge accepted.
June 19th- Quadromania Quagmire by LauraY
In the episode âQuadromania,â Starskyâs head was slammed into a car window so hard that the glass broke. What happened after Hutch and K.C. found him in that alley?
K.C. drove faster than Hutch thought possible for anyone other than his partner. Rounding corners with near reckless speed, she somehow managed to keep all four wheels on the road. Grabbing the dashboard with one hand to avoid being thrown around in his seat, a familiar strategy, he took hold of the radio with the other and asked Kingston to have Dobey send a black and white to Lincoln & Pine. When they spotted the abandoned cab, K.C. pulled alongside it. Hutch saw no one inside, and his stomach sank when he saw the smashed driverâs side window, the window that had been intact when heâd goaded Starsky into taking on the fare that had turned out to be their perpetrator, Lionel Fitzgerald, disguised as an elderly woman. â…Iâm sure heâd be very happy to take you anywhere youâd like to go, maâam.â Why hadnât he just let Starsky go home? Better yet, why didnât he take a closer look at his passenger before driving away?
âDown the alley!â he yelled to K.C., but she was already headed that way. Spotting two figures at the very end of the alley, she gunned it, laying on the horn, which had the desired effect. Fitzgerald turned away from Starsky and toward the sound to see the cab bearing down on him. Suddenly thrust into a terrifying dĂ©jĂ vu, he froze, shrinking back from the oncoming cab.
Jumping out of the cab, K.C. and Hutch found Starsky sitting on top of a wooden crate. Hutch released the breath he didnât realize heâd been holding and they both rushed to him. Hutch paused for a brief moment to look at Fitzgerald, muttering lines of dialogue in a near catatonic state, and quickly decided he was no longer a threat. As he neared his partner, he could see blood on his left cheek.
âWhat took you so long?â Starsky asked lightly, trying to calm Hutchâs fears. He was too dazed to flash a grin at his partner, but could read the worried posture the moment he was able to bring him into focus.
June 18th- Name Dropping puzzle by HardBoiledBaby
A/N: My thanks to Taass for her unfailing encouragement and support. Any errors herein are my own.
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June 18th- Lingering Anxiety by Crazy Kate
Author’s Note: A special thanks to Dawnwind for editing this story. You’re fabulous, lady.
And a big thanks to Flamingo and her staff for putting all this on. You guys are great!
I wake up early. The sun is rising and its rays are slowly creeping through Hutchâs bedroom window and hitting me on the face. I groan because itâs annoying. Hutchâs bedroom is never dark enough to let you sleep past sunrise, but he likes it that way.
I blink a coupla times, and consider rolling over to block the sun and catch a few more winks, but Hutch is settled real close to me. I hate the thought of moving. It isn’t too often that I’m the one who gets to hold him.
It’s been four weeks since Hutch recovered enough from the plague to be discharged from the hospital. I can hardly believe that much time has passed. Seems like just yesterday I was standing outside the hospital room window watching him slowly slip away from me.
I will never forget how powerless I felt, or how stupid the whole thing seemed. Out of all the dangerous life-threatening situations weâve been in over the years, the one that was going to tear my partner away was a stupid virus. It didnât seem right at the time, and it still doesn’t.
I shake my head and sigh as more memories come rushing back. I really shouldn’t think about it anymore. That was then and this is now. And now is definitely better.
Then, I was forced to watch him die. Now, I’m lying in bed, with his head close to my heart, thankful he’s alive.
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