Whatcha got there, Starsk?
A list of summer jokes.
Summer jokes?
Yeah.
Like what?
You sure you want to hear them?
Sure. Go ahead.
Okay then… ahem:
What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
I don’t know. My partner?
No dummy, a coconut on its summer holiday!
What else you got?
What do sheep like to do in the summer?
I have no idea.
Have a baa-baa que!
You got any funny jokes?
How about this one:
What does the sun drink out of?
Did you make up these jokes yourself?
Sunglasses!
I think I’ve heard enough.
Wait, a couple more!
Just finish them up so we can go for a swim in that beautiful blue ocean behind us.
Okay, I promise you’re gonna like this one:
What do bees say in summer?
I thought you said these would be funny.
Swarm, isn’t it?
Okay, that WAS pretty funny.
Last one. Here goes:
I heard Humpty Dumpty had a terrific summer!
But he had a horrible fall.
Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
I’m not sure I will, if I have to listen to any more of your jokes.
LOLove it! It’s so them!
thanks!
Summer jokes – what fun! I like Hutch’s answer to brown, hairy. The Humpty Dumpty one was funny, too. Well, they were all funny but those were my favorites. Awesome!
thanks!
Totally Starsky worthy jokes!
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Funny and very Starsky!
thanks!
Ugh, it should be WHAT do sheep like to do in the summer. How did I miss that?
I noticed that and thought it was pretty funny anyway. You know, like a Freudian slip. 😉
I can just imagine Starsky torturing Hutch with these! Funny!
Thanks!
FUNNY!!!
I can hear Starsky! And see Hutch! LOL
Thank you for this funny gift! KUDOS
Thanks Nancy!
Hahaha! This is very funny.
Poor Hutch! because I can clearly see Starsky going on and on and on the whole week (and back in Bay City too). But anyway it was Hutch who said he wanted to hear his summer jokes so…
perhaps Hutch can think of a ‘nice’ way to shut him up 😉
Lol, maybe Hutch could stuff Starsky’s mouth with *something*.
Ha! I have to agree with Hutch that the “Swarm” joke was the best of the bunch. Thanks for the amusing–and totally believable–image of Starsky collecting summer jokes!
Thanks Monica!
LOL! Darn cute! Thanks for the chuckles.
You’re welcome! We need all the chuckles we can get these days.
Very cute and funny!
thanks!
Very cute and very them, D_M. Thanks for the gift!
BTW, if you send an email to Flamingo and ask her to fix the typo, she should be able to. I had one in a story on last year’s Advent Calendar and she changed it (I hate to see typos in my stories!)
Good job, too, to whoever found and included the image. It’s perfect!
Thanks, Pat! I still have to read your story.
I sent an email to Flamingo to fix the typo.
BTW, I included the pic with my submission. It’s from Playboy Island.
That was my fault when I retyped the text from your images. Very sorry about that. – Cyanne
No problem, thanks for fixing it, Cyanne. Sorry you had to re-type everything. If I’d known that, I would have sent it in a Word doc so you could copy and paste.
Lots of fun and I can just hear them having this conversation ?
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LOL. So them ?
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Right-on Starsky jokes (oh, yeah, no doubt he’d find these hilarious and wish he’d created them) and Hutch comebacks. So good and funny! Thanks for creating and posting.
thanks!
This was so cute and so them. And I love the picture you chose to go with it. Perfect!
thank you!
I can hear Hutch groaning at these! I laughed, though! Especially at the baa-baa-que.
haha, thanks!
Very Starskyish. I can hear him cracking up while saying these jokes.
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Echoing everyone’s sentiments: a delightful exchange, and so very much them! Thanks, DM!
you’re very welcome!
Haha – going to spring these on my granddaughter!
haha, hope she likes them!
Oh dear…thin line between Dad jokes and Starsky jokes! I did smile at the Swarm one! Thanks for sharing, could totally see our guys driving to the beach or at the beach having this conversation.
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Geat jokes! And can totally see Starsky telling them – with his eyes all bright and playful and Huch just standing rolling his eyes – probably ready to push his friend into the ocean! Good job!!!
Haha, thanks!
Spot on S&H banter! What a fun read! Thanks!